Curbed Chicago’s latest highlights that we’re not just getting the world hooping, we apparently have our own special real estate needs. Highlighting “The Best Apartment for Rooftop Hula Hooping” Curbed notes, “Used to be a rooftop was what you snuck onto twice a year to launch fireworks, or in summer to sun bake and catch some tar fumes. Now, a built-out, tarted-up roof deck is what denizens of multi-unit buildings have come to expect. The discerning renter might ask himself ‘Is this patio furniture top notch?’ or ‘Is there sufficient grilling capacity for myself and 25 friends?’ or ‘How many other tenants am I forced to share with?’ The last hypothetical is a big one for renters on the hunt. Total exclusivity is assumed for balconies, but hardly ever for rooftops in apartment buildings. That’s why you gotta go for the penthouse condo rental. This one here is a top-floor 3-bedroom unit…” While dropping your hoop up there might possibly result in all kinds of unforeseen calamities, we’re really not sure, for $2,600 a month split three ways even we’re considering relocating to the Windy City.