Hooters Girl Jordan, of Hooters, a national American restaurant chain with more than 450 locations, wants to teach us how to hula hoop in the latest promotional from the company, only we get the feeling she doesn’t really want us to learn. For starters, when talking about picking out a hoop, she doesn’t give any reference to the fact that size really matters, simply warning us to watch out for anything lopsided. Then, in her instructional section, Jordan gives no mention to the fact that some of us just naturally like to go the other way and when she’s telling us how to keep it up, she wants us to move in a slow circular motion, when for most of us it is really all about rocking it back and forth in rhythm with the hoop, or perhaps side to side, or diagonal to diagonal if you’re so inclined, but generally moving your hips in a circle is a sure way for it to fall. We will say this for Jordan, however. The girl is quite good at multi-tasking.